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Drunk admits: ‘You know more about this than I do’
A London alcoholic has had admitted that the person he was talking to knew far more about a topic than he did. Dr Monkton of University College, London was seated on a park bench eating a Pret A...
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Fashion industry goes crazy for new diet book ‘Homeless People Don’t Get Fat’
Following in the wake of diet books such as Japanese Women Don’t Get Fat, publishers have been delighted by the success of the latest addition to the genre which reveals the eating secrets of Britain’s...
View ArticleHomeless may be used as street lighting
Homeless people may be used as street lighting under new government plans to be announced by George Osborne in Wednesday’s Budget. The proposal follows the recent use of homeless people as roving...
View ArticleUnemployed people confirm they’re also “bored shitless”
Britain’s one and a half million unemployed people have confirmed that, like David Cameron, they’re “bored shitless” and would quite like to return to work as soon as possible. “I thought about calling...
View ArticleRough sleeper welcomes Christmas Day
Paul has looked forward to Christmas Day for several weeks. ‘Every morning I have to roll up my sleeping bag and carry it around the back, as the manager of the Boots doorway I sleep in doesn’t like me...
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